I AM IN ACTUAL TEARS CRYING AT THIS. IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. SOMEONE HELP ME *GASP*
AAAAWWW YEEEAAAHHH! Just heard thunder! Man I love thunderstorms! Too bad I have to go to work in a few minutes…
Super Smash Bros + all characters
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.
no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire
#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc
what happened to this doctor
when did we go from saving everybody to sacrificing people who you promised that you could save, people that trusted you
when did the doctor get so obsessed with proving that he is right rather than actually trying to save people or change things for the better, he has to be the one to say I told you so
what happened to nobody is unimportant and every life matters
why is the doctor changed so much that his morals are different, people are indispensable all of a sudden
what happened to these doctors
when did he go from strangling his companion and bludgeoning people with a rock just for slowing him down to saving everybody
why is the doctor changed so much that his morals are different, everyone is important all of a sudden
Swords in Art - Modern Samurai, Musketeer and Knight
Paul and daleks…It’s a freaking love story.
i promised someone id draw more rosemary but i dont remember who it was sorryr
"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."
"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."
"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.
At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing
my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns
and those puns are literally the best
I NEED more asexual puns
those are indeed the best
"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"
"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"
"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"
"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."
"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"
"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."
"Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”